To our German/European friends

It’s now that much easier to order our record thanks to the finest human beings EVER…the staff of x-mist. Seriously, these people sweat kittens* and poop angels. That’s not gross, it’s nice.
http://www.x-mist.de/

*”sweat” as in “secrete from sweat glands”, not “sweat” as in “hit on”. Hitting on a kitten is a lame thing to do. They are naturely affectionate, but you shouldn’t take that the wrong way. They like you in the same way we do… as a friend. A salty friend.

“Liking the president is like being super in love with the police.” -JG of VB